"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
02/25/2018 at 13:10 • Filed to: None
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"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
02/25/2018 at 13:10 • Filed to: None | 4
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Boss asks me to drive back and measure how far our wellheads are from the bank of the river.
My response: Um, sure I’ll look, but it’s rained almost nonstop for 10 days.
Boss: Just see what you can do.
Call my boss: Yeah, I don’t think I can get that measurement.
Boss: Why not?
Me: Cause I have no idea where the river stops and the floodwaters start.
I did have to drive out far enough to verify our test wells weren’t flooded and pull a sample. The water level was less than 2” from the bottom of the doorframe at that point.
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Kiltedpadre
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 13:46 |
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Since Kinja ate pic 2
Aremmes
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 13:47 |
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You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
LOREM IPSUM
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 13:50 |
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Now would be a good time to introduce your boss to the Top Gear hovervan idea.
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 14:08 |
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You need more Corvair.
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Kiltedpadre
> LOREM IPSUM
02/25/2018 at 15:08 |
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Hmm, maybe if we enlarge the concept we can finally have a use for the Ford F600 boom truck that sits behind the barn.
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Kiltedpadre
> Aremmes
02/25/2018 at 15:10 |
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Or any kinda boat would be good. My last job did have two boats we could use for days like this.
We kept a rowboat at the facility, and if it got really bad they had a motorboat we could borrow from another location.
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LOREM IPSUM
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 15:12 |
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That’s the spirit. I like the way you think!
Hovercrane-600!
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/25/2018 at 15:35 |
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Add a machine gun and it’ll be a Corvette. A corvette is a small warship. It is traditionally the smallest class of vessel considered to be a proper (or “rated”) warship. The warship class above the corvette is that of the frigate, while the class below was historically that of the sloop-of-war.
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Kiltedpadre
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/25/2018 at 16:03 |
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At the very least adding a machine gun would bring a whole new level of fun to work.
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Kiltedpadre
> LOREM IPSUM
02/25/2018 at 18:34 |
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I’ve created a highly detailed diagram of how I think the Hoverboom would look.
winterlegacy, here 'till the end
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/25/2018 at 18:43 |
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That must mean my car is a frigate, because every time something goes wrong with it, I just say “frig it.”
shop-teacher
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 19:01 |
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I like it!
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shop-teacher
> Kiltedpadre
02/25/2018 at 19:02 |
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Daaaaaaaang!